Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your address. The box weighs about 2 lb 4 oz, so US shipping typically runs $8–12. We're not thrilled about it either — blame physics for making wood heavy.

Orders ship within 3–5 business days, then 2–5 days in transit for US addresses. You'll get a tracking number so you can watch your poor decisions approach in real time.

US only for now. International f*ckery is on the roadmap — email us and we'll let you know when it lands in your country.

Unopened games can be returned within 30 days for a refund (minus shipping). Opened games cannot, because we both know what happened to them. Damaged in transit? Email a photo and we'll ship a replacement, no drama.

Legally, this is an original block-stacking game of skill and consequences. Spiritually? It's the tower game's evil twin who dropped out of college and got a motorcycle.

Nope. Water, soda, or taking extra dares all count. The game is about the chaos, not the booze. That said, the 21+ rating stays — the content is NSFW regardless of what's in your cup.

2 or more. It's funny with 2, chaotic with 4, and a documentary-worthy incident with 8.

Is your mom 21+, hard to offend, and fun at parties? Then honestly she'll probably win.

Because "Shenanigans Tower" didn't test well.